Codename: Student 19868

(Play) Hello, my name is... No, no... no. Too easy and way too dull. Again. (Rewind/Rec) Twenty-four-year-old guy seeks degree in an area involving literature for final attempt at conclusion of a college graduation after two disappointing and equally failed previous attempts. There you go, much better. Hardheaded, cocky and lazy, I'm a well of interesting flaws and a handful of yet to be found qualities. (Pause) Breathe in, think it through. Sounds good? Go on then. (Rec) Loving of all society's bad habits, I never joined "Greenpeace" or "Save the whales" look-alike organisations 'cause going to Heaven was never a goal. God's little playground can only be very much like a little white village with very boring, very happy, very "I love having barbecues and inviting my neighbours over" kind of people in it. Not my type! When I die i'm going to hell that obviously is as lovely as Ibiza and the place where all the interesting people are. Not bad old chap, not bad. Proceed. I'm a very avid user and abuser of music. Love it all, from rock/pop, to classical, to jazz, to house, to chill out... You name it, if it's good, I'll like it. Getting boring, move on. (Fast Forward) ... and poetry, cinema, all kinds of art, love it too. Nice, very cute, but we have to go, so... wrap it up. So that is a little big picture of me. I'm an atypical, out of the blue kind of person and that's about all it takes to describe me. The End. (Stop/Eject)

Rogério Ferreira